May 2013
1 post
nguping
X: Rizky made so many mistakes these days.
Y: really? she did a great job. I work with her everyday.
X: no. even she drafted an email in English and asked me.
Y: no. she even speaks English better than you do.
gue dalem ati: HAH! EAT THAT!
May 16th
December 2012
2 posts
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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September 2012
1 post
gue demen nih, kalo lo udah pada mulai mengintimidasi gue. gue sih ngikutin aja apa permainan lo. ntar kalo suatu saat akhirnya terbuka siapa sebenarnya yang salah ataupun benar, gue akan menertawakan lo!
Sep 5th
August 2012
21 posts
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 20th
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semakin ke sini, gue semakin ngerti kenapa si A begini, kenapa si B begitu, kenapa si C selalu ngebantah, kenapa si D selalu nurut.
Aug 19th
badan mulai ngga enak, idung mulai bersin², kepala mulai pusing. positif, besok ngga usah pergi ke halal bihalal.
Aug 19th
INI BADAN KALO BISA DIBELAH, DIBELAH DEH! SATU BUAT NYOKAP, SATU BUAT BOKAP. HAAAAHHHH!!!
Aug 19th
elah, kagak ada semangat²nya gini gue besok mau halal bihalal keluarga. hasrat gue cuma 1, pengen tidur seharian di rumah.
Aug 19th
sompret lah, semua sama aja ngeheknya! ( ¯(∞)¯ )
Aug 19th
Ya Allah, itu kan laki, kenapa jalannya rapet banget Ya Allah?? .___.
Aug 16th
ini kan udah mau libuuuurrr.. kenapa email masih banyak ajaaaa??? TT_TT
Aug 16th
diiiihhhh… kepo banget lo sama idup gue! kalo lu punya nyali, lu tanya langsung dong sama gue. ngapain nanya-nanya sama orang lain? chicken!
Aug 16th
I can’t stop repeating Boys Like Girls’ song, Be Your Everything. It keeps stuck in my head. blah! But I love it, anyway :p
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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Gue ngga pernah ngurusin yang namanya urusan orang lain. Makanya gue ngga suka kalo ada orang lain terlalu campur sama kehidupan pribadi gue, termasuk keluarga gue sendiri. Gue benci kalo mereka terlalu ngurusin hidup gue.
Aug 15th
:'(
Sometimes I can’t stand it anymore. Sometimes I ask God, why this happens. Sometimes I wish I’d rather die.
Aug 14th
“Karena sesungguhnya sesudah kesulitan itu ada kemudahan.”
– QS. An Nasyr: 5
Aug 14th
June 2012
3 posts
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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May 2012
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May 25th
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May 25th
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April 2012
2 posts
Apr 14th
Absurd
A: Mas, mau tau apa cirinya cewek jaim?
B: Emang apaan?
A: Kalo makan ayam tuh makannya sok imut. Pake sendok.
B: Kalo kamu jaim ngga?
A: Ngga dong, nih aku makan ayam sampe ke tulang-tulangnya kan?
B: Itu sih kamu emang rakus!
A: *misuh2*
Apr 3rd
February 2012
15 posts
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
fuckyeahlaughters: wowfunniestposts:  Normal people: Me: Get the Best Medicine here :) HAHAHAHAHANJRIIITTTT….
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
LOL!
Feb 14th
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When you don't want to look lonely so you pull out...
fuckyeahlaughters: xxcoolstorybroxx: Get the Best Medicine here :) OMG! it’s @jaredleto!
Feb 6th
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January 2012
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 9th
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